At NJ DMV suffering, ama to pass time.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos) 02/06/2017 at 12:34 • Filed to: None

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This is hell.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:37

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Which one? Normally I spend no more than an hour at the Flemmington DMV, and that is with inspection and registration. They are also very friendly.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:38

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First you gotta tell us which exit.

CaptDale - is secretly British > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:41

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Why are you there?

Please describe the most interesting person you see.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:42

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Are you or are you not a fake census?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:42

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Wayne? Newark? Lodi?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 02/06/2017 at 12:44

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#fakenews

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 12:44

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Bayonne

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/06/2017 at 12:45

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Bayonne is the quickest one for me but the lovely indian couple is holding up and arguing over a fee.

Thomas Donohue > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 12:45

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Wallington is the best/quickest for non-inspection paperwork. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 02/06/2017 at 12:46

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Bigly census not fake news like the failing new york times. Very unfair hondabro sad!

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:46

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If you were an element on the periodic table which would you be and why?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/06/2017 at 12:47

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License renewal and upgrade. I go to this dmv for title flips.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:47

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That sucks, also I’m surprised the DMV person hasn’t told them to go pound sand already.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:47

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Brave soul

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 02/06/2017 at 12:47

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Exit stage left.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? 02/06/2017 at 12:50

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Potassium I guess

Urambo Tauro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:50

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“Now serving” what number?

ThePenguin > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:50

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But whyyyy????

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 12:51

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I’ll keep you updated if the joop is stolen

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Urambo Tauro 02/06/2017 at 12:51

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88

Urambo Tauro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:53

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You’re about to see some serious shit.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Urambo Tauro 02/06/2017 at 12:54

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This is heavy doc.

CaptDale - is secretly British > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:55

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Why this one?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/06/2017 at 12:56

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Most interesting person is dude with beats head phones, one of those russian wool hats on and saggy sweat pants.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:57

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Well, then it’s not our fault that you have to actually go to the DMV rather than use the wonderful invention of renew-by-mail.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:57

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K

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 02/06/2017 at 12:59

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I could renew by mail but I have to go in person to go from the vertical license to horizontal.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 12:59

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NOT THE JOOP

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:00

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Make damn sure that if you have a motorcycle endorsement they move it over to your renewed license. Otherwise your hell with the NJ DMV has just begun.

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:03

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I think it’s been about decade since I’ve last spent more than 30 minutes in NJ DMV. That 6-Point ID can still go fuck itself though.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:03

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Do you reckon there’s anything worse than a Florida DMV? Is a New Jersey one that bad?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 02/06/2017 at 13:09

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I just about snorted pepperette all over my screen

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:10

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Pfff I never did get that changed lol

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 13:11

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Bar tenders and waiters keep giving me shit for it.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/06/2017 at 13:12

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Yes.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/06/2017 at 13:16

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Potash is best comrade.

FoilyDoily > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/06/2017 at 13:20

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Somerville is pretty speedy too.

CaptDale - is secretly British > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:21

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Huh.... Interesting combination.

DipodomysDeserti > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 13:27

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My wife never did, then Arizona passed a law saying you can’t buy alcohol with the vertical ones. Any non felon adult can carry a concealed weapon without a permit, but you can’t buy booze without the properly oriented DL.

DipodomysDeserti > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/06/2017 at 13:30

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I bought a ‘91 Subaru Loyale from the original owner a few years ago. He bought the car in Flemington and drove it to Phoenix. Still had a “Flemington, NJ” decal on the back which had sunk into the clear coat.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:31

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Which would you rather. Current situation or toothpicks under your fingernails?

Jack Does Cars > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:34

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Why do you live in New Jersey?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:37

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So, a couple things.

1, I grew up in NJ and I know your pain.

2, Michigan doesn’t have a DMV, we have the Secretary of State (literally the same thing) but we have a new system. I “get in-line” at my desk at work with the app. It told me I had a 45 minute wait and to make sure I showed up a bit in advance of that in case things moved quicker. I showed up after 43 minutes. Sat down thinking “no way will it be on time”. about 45 seconds later I was called up to the window.

Thank god I never have to go through the “old way” again.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/06/2017 at 13:39

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Current.

functionoverfashion > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 13:50

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How many people have had pointless arguments with the clerks, while you’ve been there?

I worked at a marina where we processed boat registrations on behalf of the DMV, so I got a glimpse of the life of a DMV clerk, with people coming in totally unprepared to handle a simple transaction, governed by rules that no one in the room has any control over. My favorite was when, after a 10+ year hiatus on fee increases, they finally did an overhaul and people had to pay a little more. You’d think I asked them to give me one of their internal organs. Call your legislature, I’m sure that boat owners paying an additional $20 is high on their list of problems to be solved.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 14:13

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jack Does Cars 02/06/2017 at 14:22

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Ask Scoob. He’s a census he knows.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 14:26

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Not stolen

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > functionoverfashion 02/06/2017 at 14:33

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About 6 arguments and one guy getting kicked out.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 14:43

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Haha, they never bat an eye for me

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 14:48

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Even with a shitty mustache they ask “can I see your ids?” damn waiter/waitress I’m a big boi now I can wipe my own ass and do Laplace transforms.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 14:52

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I get carded too but they never say “OH THIS LICENSE IS THE WRONG DIRECTION. NO DRINKS FOR YOU”

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 14:57

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Its the math argument I have. They say “hurr durr your not 21" subtracting is hard and showing them that the subtraction is greater than or equal to 21 is mental gymnastics for them.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 14:58

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Math is hard

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/06/2017 at 14:59

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And Scoob is a poo.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/06/2017 at 16:22

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The largest of poos

functionoverfashion > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/07/2017 at 09:27

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YES. Getting kicked out of DMV, that’s special. Like, what do you think that is going to accomplish? You’re not making a statement or something. You’re making it harder for yourself to complete a basic, necessary transaction. haha.